nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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kimpissible:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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ellievhall:

DISNEY PRINCESS BATMAN.

ellievhall:

DISNEY PRINCESS BATMAN.